Trifong's party rules
Yes, we all know how the Can Your Pet game represents your kind, but we're trying to have a good time, so please, stop ranting about it.
Look, I know you don't like water, but please, take a shower before you come to the party.
Giving you an invite does not mean we're close enough friends that you can borrow money from me for you to go shopping with, so please, stop asking!
My low-tech ways of entertaining work, quit bugging me about it.
I decide what good party favours are, and stickers are never going to make the list!
I get that the sword is valuable, but you should still leave it at home.
I don't care how much you like seaweed, they're called cherry scones for a reason, and it has nothing to do with how they are shaped!
Try to keep those impulses of yours under control, it makes the whole scene uncomfortable.
Finally, if I didn't invite you, there's probably a reason. Getting pictures of the party-somehow-and posting them online isn't going to help!