Hatter Shaming

"I'm young, and I'm in charge. Nuff said."

"I have a big sword, a bit of a mysterious vibe, and hot springs." *flips sign over* "Can you tell I'm overcompensating yet?"

"I watch cat videos...then I try to emulate them."

"I have a camera hidden in my baton...there's a good reason for it!"

"Trying to make things in video games move may result in the gaming device moving...and breaking."

"My music is so alluring...unless you have me play a brass instrument."

"Sometimes, I dress my cats up in little costumes. Don't judge me."

"I still need to be reminded that I can stop moving on my own."

"My boyfriend keeps hanging out with the wrong people, no matter how many times I zap him."

"I keep adding colour to my home, but my living mates keep getting mad about it."